What is?
- Berlusconi
- They wear red shirt
- They are full of Brazilians
- They actually think they are invincible
- Inzaghi is a fucking twat!
- Ronaldinho BIG MOUTH is playing for them
- They HAVE GOT RELEGATED to Serie B which proves they're cheating
- No teamspirit, all of their players are in for the money
- Ancelotti is their coach!
- For some reason, all milan fan look alike, but after all, shoes comes in different sizes!
- Galliani is big pig with bown head
- Galliani and Ancelotti are having an affair together
- Any star player who used to be a God at football always for some reason become Injury prone player when he plays for Inter and eventually get cursed
- They are cursed
- Humiliates maldini plays for them
- Their team captain is HOMO
- Dida thinks he's better than Buffon and Casillas combined
- Jankulovski is big girls don’t cry
- Their fans are fucking wankers
- Dida bald head
- GATTUSO is a fucking ASSHOLE!
- AMBROSINI managed to escape from the disgraceful club
- Their fans are childish; throwing a firework at Dida's face is not really funny
- They think their away kit is cool…
- Their fans don't understand the lyrics of the song \'YOU\'LL NEVER WALK ALONE\"
- CAFU plays for them
- CHEATERS
- They always come up with new fucked up designs for their kits
- Their fans are stupid
- WE ARE INTERISTI
- Fucking GALLIANI spies on Pippo Inzaghi phone calls
- Galliani obviously have a crush on BOBAN
- Galliani is jealous from the fact that President Moratti always gets the WOMEN! And no women would go out with Ugly face bown head like galliani
- Ancelotti spanks Berlusconi ass every day at night
- Ambrosini plays for them
- They wear the color red
- None of Milan player\'s wife\'s is HOT and VIRGIN! They always get second one like PIPPO did
- Ancelotti dreams of coaching Mighty Inter, but he knows that will never happen! He should be an ex-inter player, that's why he will trash talks us often when the season kicks off
- They don't respect their players
- They smell like shit
- The most hated team in the world of football
- They got their asses kicked by Valencia players
- BLACK SEEDORF fights like a girl
- Seedorf sucks maldini cock whenever he feels like it
- They are have CALCIOPOLI
- They are behind the Calcio scandal, Not INTER and not Juve
- They buy refs
- They play the most boring football ever
- Their players are fucking divers and pussies
- They stole Ronaldinho away from inter
- They are heavily involved with mobs and criminals
- Shevchenko killed a black cat nearby their training ground with his sports utility vehicle because his teammates thought that it was the reason for their bad luck towards the end of the season!
BONUS:
- They have a target for this season, humiliate one… number three
- They have grandfather on skuad
- They called back van basten and rijkard to play again with them
- Maldini, Cafu, Stam, Boban, Ambrosini, Sheva and Seedorf running like a girl
- Sheva have a REALLY BAD CARRIER IN CHELSEA
- They always drinks drugs and ancelotti to
- Inzaghi is a junkies
- They like CLOWN EVEN MILANISTI Hate THEM
- They neither got tittle this season
- They are PEACE A CRAP LIKE MILANISTI INDONESIA